About Dr.Zed
Dr.Zed is not your favorite artist. He's your favorite mistake. The musical equivalent of texting your ex at 2:47 AM while eating shredded cheese from the bag. Emotionally unstable, sonically unhinged, and somehow still incredibly marketable.
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He didn’t rise from the ashes, he was the fire hazard. Somewhere between a breakdown and a breakthrough, Dr.Zed decided if life was gonna be a joke, he’d at least write the punchlines. Now he makes music that slaps harder than your childhood trauma and hugs tighter than your student loan debt.
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His sound? Undefined. Unapologetic. Unsupervised. One track might have you crying in traffic. The next? Fighting a raccoon over a speaker at 7-Eleven. Critics call it “genre-fluid.” His therapist calls it “concerning.”​
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Signed to his own label, Dr.Zed Records, because no major label could handle the smoke (or the legal liability). He doesn’t manage artists. He recruits them like a cult leader with better beats. The contract? Written in lowercase, with sarcasm, and at least one coffee stain.
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Dr.Zed isn’t here to be famous. He’s here to make art, take naps, and occasionally black out mid-set from pure emotional exhaustion. And when he finally does win an award, he’s showing up in pajamas with a half-eaten Hot Pocket and a speech written entirely in emoji.
This isn’t music. This is survival with a drum line.
Achievements include:
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Once opened for himself because the opener didn’t show up.
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Sold merch out of a trunk with no car attached.
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Has a fanbase that ranges from goth baristas to ex-youth pastors who swear they’re "chill now."
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Submitted a demo to a label. Got back a refund request.
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Applied to open for a major artist. Got an email back that just said “lol.”
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Attempted to stage dive. Lawsuit pending.
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Made a dis track about another artist. The other artist used it as their intro.
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Made a song entirely using sounds from his microwave. Got copyright claimed by Samsung.
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Posted a TikTok pretending to be his own hater. Fans agreed with the hater.
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Found Waldo 5 times in under 4 hours
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Auditioned for a huge talent show. His mic cut out mid-note, so he shouted “Y’all get the idea” and moonwalked offstage. No one clapped. One kid cried.
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Built a custom stage that rose from the ground. Motor failed. Got stuck halfway. Performed the whole set at knee height.
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Tried to sign himself to his own label under a fake identity. Negotiated for three hours. Lost the deal - to himself.
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Collaborated with himself under a second persona. They now have legal disputes over royalties.
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Tried to shoot a “one-take” music video. Got chased by a goose halfway through. Kept it in. Made the cut.
